trentofsky: I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
I hate my friends
lunaticphan: So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. Cry
omarnorthtower: some-atoms: kalycle: hooruss: some-atoms: It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look. self conscious brains aww brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible because if they’re visible something is deeply...
Last night I drank a few too many beers with my neighbors. I didn’t remember...– Check out more geeky tales in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
nightblainewarbler: Having a crush on someone is actually one of the creepiest things okay It’s like “I’m not gonna tell you probably but I find you really attractive and think about you in more-than-platonic ways and every time you talk to me I remember it and you have the ability to make my day or ruin it and I keep a catalogue of all the times we’ve ever spoken”
whatisleon: hey guys if you ever feel down on yourself just remember there was a study that showed that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days and you are still here you beat the odds guys proud of u
a-scandal-in-tumblr: impalabby: dontcrossryanross: imthefinal3patchproblem: watchtheskytonight: hiddlesflower: I’m not a morning person or a night time person I don’t think I’m even a person